Well as I continue to try to get off the last 11 years and 4 kids worth of baby weight I finally realized that my face must have weighed 20 pounds. You see I have lost about 22 pounds in the last year I guess. I have gone down a pants size or 2 and a shirt size and was feeling pretty good about it. (I only have 3 more pounds to go until I weigh less than my husband. I have never weighed less than him.) Anyways when I started this adventure of losing weight I took some before pictures: in a black bra and swim bottoms. Vivid picture huh? And so last night I decided I wanted to take pictures again to compare my progress. Well to my surprise my body looked exactly the same as before. The only vast difference was my face and neck. So how frustrating is that. So I have decided that my face must have been really heavy. And a word of advice. NEVER take a picture of yourself from the back. It is very frightning. Maybe my eyes are just deceptive. But when I look in the mirror each morning I don't see myself that wide and not to mention the waves and dimpling going on back there. That must be why God made our head only turn so far. Because if they could turn all the way around and see the back view of ourselves I think Utah would have a much higher rate of prozac or whatever the depression medicine is.
Well, I am still going to try to keep losing weight and I just hope that I don't look like the man with the shrunken head when I am done. My head can only lose so much weight then it has to start coming off somewhere else, right? (Oh, I forgot my fingers have gotten skinnier, my wedding ring keeps threatening to jump off every time I shake my hands.)
I wonder where it will come off of next. Probably the boobs since I would like to keep those. My legs will probably stay the same size forever. Gotta love the pear shape. Hmmm maybe it will become the next big thing. You gotta have something to put those applebottom jeans on, right? I don't have any applebottom jeans but I have heard the song about them (hope you have heard the song so you know what I am talking about.) It talks about the apple bottom jans and the reeboks with the strap, someone turning around and givin' "that big booty a slap" anyway, I'm rambling so I will end it.
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I love your profile picture by the way.
This post made me laugh. I also hope that you don't end up looking like a man with a shrunken head. And with tiny little hands. That would just be sad.
You look great!
Too funny. I was laughing out loud.
Thanks for the busting laugh. I too lose weight in my face, arms and ankles first and gain it from the thighs up...it's just not right we can make a pear shaped club together...Sorry Jenae you can't be in it hahahahaha.
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